Yo, listen up, I’ve got the legal lowdown
From short term rentals in Pittsburgh to ADA legal terms in town
Don’t forget about FEMA non-debt instruments rules
And what happens when a contract is broken with some legal juke
Then there’s doc fees required by law – they ain’t a fluke
Bus drivers got their own set of laws, keepin’ things on pause
Need a legal job? Maine’s got the hook
And down in Florida, confidentiality forms got you shook
When it comes to legal paper size, no need to surmise
And for the Open Brethren rules, just close your eyes
That’s a wrap on the law, hope you had a ball
Come back for some more legal rhymes next time y’all!