Yo, listen up, I’ve got the legal lowdown

From short term rentals in Pittsburgh to ADA legal terms in town

Don’t forget about FEMA non-debt instruments rules

And what happens when a contract is broken with some legal juke

Then there’s doc fees required by law – they ain’t a fluke

Bus drivers got their own set of laws, keepin’ things on pause

Need a legal job? Maine’s got the hook

And down in Florida, confidentiality forms got you shook

When it comes to legal paper size, no need to surmise

And for the Open Brethren rules, just close your eyes

That’s a wrap on the law, hope you had a ball

Come back for some more legal rhymes next time y’all!